A condition in which the scphincter muscle contracts and retracts violently due to prolonged norse lords.
Rumor has it that Sue has jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht, I knew she had it beforehand because her fingers stunk of raw fecis.
by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009
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Jarby is my best friend
by Official me January 14, 2018
Get the jarby mug.A sweet girl that is beautiful to many people but she thinks she’s ugly when she is clearly not. She is a mix of a Taurus and an Aries, as she grows she will be very kind but don’t mess with her friends or you’re gonna get it. She is a dog lover and she has a very nice voice. She can cheer you up in your darkest times.
Guy 1 : Jadyn is so sweet, the perfect girl for me
Guy 2 : I heard she kicked someone in the nuts for messing with her best friend though
Girl 1 : Yea, don’t mess with her and you’ll be fine
Guy 2 : I heard she kicked someone in the nuts for messing with her best friend though
Girl 1 : Yea, don’t mess with her and you’ll be fine
by JJKB5 April 14, 2019
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*while texting*
Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard
Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard*
Jard: I hate you
Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard
Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard*
Jard: I hate you
by jard19 May 30, 2020
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Get the Jarryn mug.something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG
also may be used with BLENG
indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!
by spanky July 10, 2003
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