Jan-Bart

the most cute person you'll ever meet. He usually works in DTP departements and has cookies. He will share the cookies if you are nice to him and give him good briefings.

You can trigger him on the following days:
- monday mornings
- threatening tuesdays
- wondering wednesdays
- thundering thursdays
- fricking fridays
also, do not disturb him in the weekend.

That's JB! Jan-Bart from DTP! he always has the best cookies.

by JB1929JanBartRAccoon November 22, 2022

Jan 1

Poop on the bathroom floor day

Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day

by Cacaboy1534 November 23, 2020

Jan Banan1

Is a cool kind of people, even called a pro, or elite...

He is like Jan Banan1 - He is the best of the best

by Mohammed Ali III October 4, 2008

Jan 9

today it’s the birthday of the hottest girl out 🥵🥵 shes a tik tok legend and is a gamer girl 😍 shes fucking mint 😆 but a dry ass texter 📲🥶

it’s Jan 9th cuz that’s the date lad

by Realhotgirlshit😘😘 October 19, 2019

jan 8

National winter skin relief day(USA). Also a day where everyone bangs their best friends mother.

jim: todays jan 8th, time for some winter skin relief

by lgbtq+ <3 January 8, 2020

jan 19

A day we’re the person who’s always heartbroken is born

Omg was she born on Jan 19? oh that’s why she’s always heartbroken

by Skeeter scoter November 9, 2019

Jan 14th

International day of falling in love. This is the day where the true relationships are built on, ones that will stand the test of time with love running through them no matter the differences and issues that occur along the line. Couples that get together on this day are meant to be and are soulmates.

I fell in love with this girl named Ella on Jan 14th.

It must be a sign.

by I.F.L.Y. December 13, 2020