jaked

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.

hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi

by J-bowz June 09, 2006

Jake

Someone who has so many elements to their personality you can't ever describe them.

'Woah, did you see that guy? He's obviously a Jake'
'Yeah man, he's an awesome Jake'

by miss.mowor March 01, 2009

Jake

A guy that is so amazingly kind, loving, handsome, strong, and romantic. He is someone who you can't help but fall in love with.

Girl 1: wow you are so lucky to have jake as your boyfriend.

Girl 2: I know.

by Shealeigh November 02, 2014

Jake

A big thot. Often seen wearing vineyard vines whilst looking angry due to untreated constipation.

"Did you see Jake today"

"Please dont remind me he exists"

by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019

Jakes

Slang term for the police originated in the Bronx (mildly derogatory).

The Jakes are at my house.

by alexrs.1 July 25, 2019

Jake

A leader of a clan that thinks he is better than everyone yet he is 5th best in his own clan.

Juan: Im way better than you, be quiet, just because your the leader of a clan doesnt mean you are better than me.

Nick: Of course, that is Jake always.

by XBG Fat_Turtle October 09, 2018

Jake

The Sexiest, fittest man you'll ever know. Cool but nerdy and always has more than a foot long pork sword. All the girls want him but deny it to them self usually end with suicide. If you know a Jake and he is single let him know how you feel. His dick is so long, you'll be clinging on to the bed sheets

Jake its so long I... I... think I'm gonna...

That was so hot and moist.

by Cucugivychvhcibkb November 25, 2018