jackhob

A jackhob is somebody who gives and takes of semen orally. It is a concatenation and contraction of 'jack' for masturbate and 'hobnob' for the sharing of drinks together.

"You are a bunch of cum guzzling jackhobs."

by Boris Blank January 10, 2008

Jackoff City

An expression alluding to a figurative city to indicate that a place or situation is essentially not serious on some level, in fact that it is probably entirely full of shit or populated by clueless jackoffs.

Man, this whole business is Jackoff City, there’s no way anyone who works here knows what the fuck is what!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2021

Rusty Jackhole

When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.

“She wouldn’t let me go deep. All I could get was a rusty jackhole”

by Alex the cock Cannon April 12, 2019

Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”

The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Jacksonated

Vaccinated against cynical and malignant apathy for your fellow human being.

I was Jacksonated yesterday so I'm ready to to others.

by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

Jackson Craiged

When you run out of mayonnaise and you use you cum instead

My sandwich was dry so i Jackson craiged it

by That ginger fuck October 15, 2021

Luther Jackson Middle School

luther jackson is full of try-hard non-white people and annoying, basic white people. tbh some of y’all are cute but 7th graders are all try hard, wannabe weirdos who either want to fit in or pretend to be a special snowflake and say that they don’t want to be popular because “a small friend group is better.” eighth graders all have the same hair cut and think they’re trendy. this school needs some individuality. everyone tries to look cool with trendy clothes and saying the n word. white people here just don’t fit in unless they’re not from america.

guy: yo my girl from luther jackson middle school

guy 2: is she that basic bitch ho with the thrasher hoodie?

by cheddar elevator music December 5, 2017