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Sleep Jack

A serious and embarrassing condition, most cases with young men between 13 and 18 years of age, but is still diagnosed on older men. When a male is sleeping, impulses are sent to the brain to begin ejaculating. At first one will not notice that he has the condition but as weeks go on, it will get more and more severe. There is level 1 which is almost never noticed, but one will occasionally experience an odd phenomena known as blue balls. Level 2 at which point you will not wake up with morning wood. And Level 3 where one will wake up without morning wood, and with a white, slimy substances all of the sheets, and or undergarments.
Symptoms include:
- Soar hand, shoulder, and or elbow.
- Pain in the genital area
- No friends at all
Sentence: Hello Doctor, I believe I have a serious case of sleep jack.
Senario: A man wakes up with pain in his testicular area.
by Mr. Ben L. July 21, 2011
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swagger jack

To steal; to copy; to use as one's own; to imitate
Stop swagger jackin' my nifty ideas!
by Harold&Herbert August 7, 2006
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While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.
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Dick Jack

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Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.
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jack russel terrier

A loving dog that is always faithful. Most Jack Russel Terriers are hyper and spunky. very lovable.
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Wonderful protector of your family, and a faithful companion. the best kind of dog to get.

though they are a little tough to handle, you can't deny their precious face.
I lost my Jack Russel Terrier. she died. rest in peace shamrock.
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Jack Sparrow

Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!

Sexiest man on the planet

Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane

And lets not forget his eyeliner!
*slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved

But why is the rum gone?

Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for

Now bring me that horizon
by Jack's pirate girl February 1, 2004
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