Or variations like: J,Jay-in,J-en,J-in-it,Jayen Jayin or J-in-off,J-ed(past tense) sometimes be confused with names Jayne, Jay, Jade, or Jason. A derivative / abbreviation for the present tense phase "jacking off" or "jerking off", which is slang for masturbation. Similar to the abbreviations: HJ,BJ,FJ or ZJ. The letter "J" when used alone can be short for "Jizz" or seamen, or in proper context (along with J-ed) can be the past tense of "jacking off".
" Hey, sorry I did not answer I was totally j-in when you called'
" Yea, I had to bust out a quick safety J in the bathroom the flying J"
" I J-ed like six times last night"
" I got J all over her"
" I J-ed all over her"
" Yea, I had to bust out a quick safety J in the bathroom the flying J"
" I J-ed like six times last night"
" I got J all over her"
" I J-ed all over her"
by Michael P. P. April 01, 2008
it's a fucking letter from the alphabet you jackass dumbass why the fuck would you fucking search this
by another bored girl August 20, 2020
by CherriMarie August 30, 2009
Socially acceptable replacement for the word Vagina. Allows you to use the word Vagina in places it normally wouldn't be acceptable.
by zepper252 September 10, 2010
Pete: yeah, J over there fucked everything up, now we gotta sit here and mope all night.
Alex: God damn it, J
Alex: God damn it, J
by Joe Wa. January 31, 2008
The only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical\fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjunction 'Woo!').
"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.
by Victor Van Styn July 26, 2005
by Traylorjim September 13, 2008