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Italian

People with too much hair that won't stop yelling no matter how annoying it is.
by a new cupboard from ikea April 10, 2015
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Italian

Someone from Italy, or is descended from Italians. Usually pretty good looking people, and have awesome food. Also the descendants of the Ancient Romans.
Rocky is an Italian.

I'm about 80% Italian.
by starwarsgeek133 August 17, 2010
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italian

the most narcissistic people on earth. If you see someone and they are italian they will make sure that you know that they are italian. being proud of your heritage is fine but shoving it into other peoples faces isnt. need to realise that the only people who think italians are great, are italians.
that italian marcus is always wearing that stupid ''italia'' sweater.
by raptors May 4, 2007
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Italian

An Italian is not a Jew
man 1: "Hey, you see that Italian?"
Man 2: "Yea he's definitely not a jew
by Italiansarenotjews May 14, 2012
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Italian

Organ grinder usually accompanied by a monkey who also doubles as his accountant
"Look at that Italian, oh wait that's the monkey"
by Luigi Da Plumber May 13, 2005
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Italians

They'll fucking kill you when you piss them off. 9/10 times they already dug the hole.
Don't fuck with those Italians... they'll kill you
by Thatoneguy194739 October 5, 2019
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Italian

please, i beg of you, don't listen to what 95% of the definitions on here tell you.
we are people who come from italy. we have a LOT of different spoken dialects and cultures and were blessed with a beautiful language.
the definitions that say derogatory things against people who aren't italian make me wanna puke.
so no, MOST of us aren't as bad as we might seem from these god-awful definitions. of course, we have flaws, but we're decent people, y'know? the people on here that put down others and act as if italians are the only people who get stereotyped make me want to roll up into a ball and become korean /j
also, if you happen to be one of the *probably* few people that believe we're some sort of super intelligent beings, let me educate you.
while we do have an extremely rich cultural history that should be known and respected, unfortunately we are no longer like that.
yes, most of us are very smart and fun people to be around! we have, as you've probably heard before, great values, great family, great food, etc. but that doesn't speak for every italian.
for example, i'm literally a furry, neopronoun user and weeb... a.k.a , NOT what people would expect when they think of an italian girl.

i apologize on behalf of my entire nationality for the terrible people who think that italians are better than everyone and think it's okay to put down other cultures just because they like their own.
sane human being 1: hey, did you notice how this urbandictionary definition of the word 'italian' uses multiple slurs and is blatantly racist and offensive towards other nationalities?

sane human being 2: yeah, that's so disgusting...

internet degenerate: AAAAAAA HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME FOR CLAIMING THAT WHAT I'M SAYING IS OFFENSIVE?!?!?!??!?!? SURE, I DEGRADED MEXICANS AND BOILED ITALIAN PEOPLE DOWN TO NOTHING BUT THE 'SUPER ROMANTIC AND AMAZING' STEREOTYPE, BUT IT'S OKAY!!!!!!! BECAUSE I'M ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mumbling* fake ghetto wannabe...
by rinuki October 9, 2022
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