Independent

How a person who’s too embarrassed to admit they voted for Trump describes themself.

I’m tired of people attacking each other. I don’t belong to either party. I’m an independent.

by SamDiegan November 5, 2018

The Independence School

The Independence School is located in Newark, Delaware. It is inhabited by a large amount of preps, yet a small preportion of them are punks. The teachers seem to take the side of the preps due to them looking like they are interested in school. Many of the preppy kids move onto another VERY preppy school. Tatnall. If you do not like preps i advise you not to take one step in either of these schools or you will be very disgusted.

Yo, do u go to Mckean(punk school)
No way. Can't u tell I go to Independence by the way I dress?

by anonymous March 23, 2005

Independence Day

The official day when patriotic civilians get to express their freedom by lighting up a dozen of rockets made of gunpowder and cardboard and watching them propel high in the sky, creating an atmosphere of a potassium nitrate-scented aroma. Originally fireworks were used to shoot down unidentified flying objects (UFOs) when they usually fly around during the period of July 4th before Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the delegates declared it as a national holiday. Remade into a hit movie starring Will Smith.

1: "The people from all across the country were firing their rockets into the air!" 2: "It's because today is Independence Day, all them angry folks wanna piece of a flying saucer..." 2: "Even though there is a one in a billionth chance that they would actually hit one..." 1: "Lol, at least it gives Americans something better to do, other than killing themselves."

by ogdajuiceman July 7, 2010

Honey Badger Independance Day

Celebrated on November 10th every year. On this day, HBs everywhere remind themselves that they will never let anyone QUESTION THEIR SEXINESS. EVER.

OMG you must be Halle Berry, looking sexy and celebrating Honey Badger Independance Day.

by HB2011 November 11, 2011

Strong Independent woman

Obsessed with being better than men to compensate for that fact that they get to use you like the sentient fuck toy you are.

I'm a strong independent woman!

If I don't get to fuck you then you're nothing. You haven't contributed anything to anyone other than a warm place for some useless sack of shit to nut.

by Hym Iam November 22, 2020

Independent Journalist

Another name for someone who is unemployed and still lives at home in the basement with his mother. Usually has a criminal record, and is “working on a story”, the topic of which he/she doesn’t know and never gets published. They just like to cause problems.

Hey man, you are harassing, and arguing with these people, do you need some help? Nah man, I’m an independent journalist working on a story.

by Steady Teddy March 17, 2023

co-exclusively independent

A state of romantic relationship within which you are exclusively seeing and sexing each other, yet, maintaining enough distance to be independent like a boss.

dude 1: "Is she single?"
dude 2: "No, she's co-exclusively independent with Boris"
dude 1: "So she'd fuck me, right?"
dude 2: "No, she only fucks Boris"

by semitaken June 2, 2013