Pulling Ovens

sexual act involving oven mitts and strategically placed cookies

"omg did u hear that those two were pulling ovens last night?"
"ya theyre really kinky"

by elmpoyrhy February 1, 2008

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Oven Face

When you are about to give oral pleasure to someone and you pull down their underwear and are hit with an "unclean" smell that literally burns your eyes the same way when you pull the oven door open when it is at 500F and your face is in direct fire of the heat.

Shelly: I was about to blow Ted last night and before I could start I got hit with Oven Face.
Claire: Ted needs to shower more.

by Adjy October 22, 2008

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scottish oven

The act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you shit yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.

Greg: What did you and Jen do last night?
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.

Greg: Nice!

by Jace Narcast April 13, 2016

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Wobbly oven

A woman who's womb never fully retracted after childbirth.. Hence causing a soft yet mobile stomach

"Looks like Sandra didn't go back to the gym after popping her sprog.. She's got a right wobbly oven"

by General pamphlet October 9, 2016

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Gay Oven

A woman who - unbeknownst to her at initiation of the relationship - has had two or more boyfriends break up with her resulting from coming out of the closet.

Marry - Hey Mark, so I hear your going out with Heather?
Mark - Yeah, its great - she's so nice and cute.
Marry - So... When are you going to come out of the closet?
Mark - WHAT!?!!?! Uhgghhh... What are you talking about?
Marry - You know Heather is a Gay Oven right? Her last 3 boyfriends broke up with her because they were gay.

by Ca$hMan July 13, 2012

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