by John Anthony Moore March 10, 2008
Man 1: Yo i tried hiding in the bush with this one girl
Man 2: Well, well, well, the micro penis murderer has shown himself
Man 2: Well, well, well, the micro penis murderer has shown himself
by Poggerlad69 May 19, 2020
by Dej GD Lean October 12, 2018
Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.
What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.
Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!
Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!
by RedDan69 April 10, 2011
Hide-the-salami
Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.
James: Sure dude.
Dennis: (smiles)
James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)
James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?
Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.
James: Sure dude.
Dennis: (smiles)
James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)
James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?
by tash and georgy November 12, 2006
The act of a man sticking a pickle into another mans ass and once the lights are turned off the man who has the pickle in his ass hides as the other man tries to find the pickle and eat it from the mans ass.
by AEDuner September 28, 2012
Climate "scientists" deliberately hid the sharp post-1960 decline in temperature proxy data and laughed about "Mike's Nature trick" among themselves.
It's one of many smoking guns extracted from the CRU hack. (Note that it may actually have been a leak and not a hack.)
It's one of many smoking guns extracted from the CRU hack. (Note that it may actually have been a leak and not a hack.)
The phrase itself is now something of a joke, as in "Can't hide the decline, Obama's poll numbers drop again."
by wxchaos December 13, 2009