Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.

Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.

by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.

I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .

by Mephistepheles November 18, 2015

Dea Immaculate Christe

I think this is Latin, for "Immaculate Savior Goddess." This is the sacred title, of Inspector Gadget's niece, known as Sophie/Penny Ruth. The Ruth shall set you free! The word, "Dea Immaculate Christe," is a joke on DiC, which made the original Inspector Gadget.

Following the collapse of the Sabantinian Empire, there's now two groups, claiming to be its rightful successors, the Waltdisneyans, in the US, and the Wildbrainians, in Canada. Both say Dea Immaculate Christe, to praise Sophie/Penny Ruth , of Inspector Gadget. Wildbrain made Inspector Gadget 2.0, and Disney is making "Inspector Gadget 3: Revenge of Dr. Claw." Unfortunately, I don't think there is a way, to make Disney, and Wildbrain, friends, so they can make a live-action Inspector Gadget TV Series! Save us, Goddess Sophia Penelope Ruth!

by jrpgkin May 14, 2022

The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

imaculent

Imaculent or immaculent. Different spelling. Considered not a word.i is short for or the same as the e, so it could go either way based on english, language, if we shorten things. So same as saying invincible, imvincible, emvincible, envincible, to evincible, ivincible.

Example(immune, mune is ability to effect, im is not likely to be changed, because things can adapt and although differnt stay the same. Yet im( as in immune to or unlikely , or simply the word en, of in, umatched, cant be changed yet, so many possibilities), macul( sort for maculate, which is tidyness, attractiveness, with clothes or being or anything in general), ent( as in govern, m,ent( state of being, prepectual state, which is in constant adaption). Lets make a word, in not the first to use it, but it has all the qualities to be a word.
So imaculent is near perfect tidiness or apperance in ones or somethings state of being. Immaculent is perfectness in ones tidiness or apperance in ones or somethings state of being. There i just created 2 new words.

Sierra your hair is imaculent today. Let me fix that one hair.

by smithers to the motherfuckin R June 11, 2016

immackulate

Refers to da exceptionally-good condition dat an 18-wheeler is in.

Da original Knight Rider semi-tractor was eventually found by da Knight Riders Historians group; being dat it had been used as a farm-vehicle and had been sitting outdoors for many years, da rig wasn't exactly in immackulate condition, but they have hauled it back to their shop, and it is currently being restored.

by QuacksO February 23, 2021

l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna

This expression translates directly to, 'the immaculate octopus mary magdalen' and is used to express awe in a situation of disbelief and utter shock.

Only those of profound knowledge are able to attain such vocabulary of mass intellect. It is said to have been passed down from generations.

e.g. Kenneth: kont taf li il-bajd ta Gandhi ghandhom riha ta laham nej? (did you know that Gandhi's ball sack reeks of raw meat?)

Maurice: l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna, waqqajtli tlett sufiet minn imniehri! (he immaculate octopus mary magdalen, i have shed three nose hairs!)

by ommok69 January 16, 2023