The person who is always sexually available and willing to indulge all of your fantasies when your real life partner will not. This person could be a pop icon, the hottie next door, an office co-worker or the one you masturbate to. Also the title of a cheesy Atlanta Rhythm Section song from 1978.
Last Friday Greg stared down at his Gin and Tonic alone at the bar, went home, and jacked off to his imaginary lover.
by Metrosexual Caveman September 4, 2010
Get the Imaginary Lover mug.An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.
a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.
by wheaty October 12, 2008
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Something that is not factual; a made up and/or incorrect idea.
A better and funnier way to say "a figment of your imagination."
A better and funnier way to say "a figment of your imagination."
Bob: Wait. Girl, your eyes are BLUE? I coulda swore they were brown.
Janice: Nope, that was just a pigment of your imagination!
Janice: Nope, that was just a pigment of your imagination!
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by Ryan Blue November 19, 2018
Get the Imaginears mug.For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.
Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?
A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.
A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.
by ChipSlap August 20, 2006
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Vince: "Dude, I got my girlfriend to do anal last night."
Brian: "I can't even get my girlfriend to do anything but vaginal, and like once a week. What about you, Trev?"
Trevor: "Last night- "
Mike: " -Dude, Trevor only gets imaginal from his canadian girlfriend! You've never met her."
Brian: "I can't even get my girlfriend to do anything but vaginal, and like once a week. What about you, Trev?"
Trevor: "Last night- "
Mike: " -Dude, Trevor only gets imaginal from his canadian girlfriend! You've never met her."
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