IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.

I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.

by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022

IKEA

The only store where a person could live comfortably and leave with the world's most difficult LEGO sets disguised as furniture. Also the #1 export of Sweden.

Mom: Hey, let's put together that chair we got at IKEA.
Kid: *bashes head against wall*

by Orhu September 2, 2019

Ikea Shrapnel

A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.

I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.

by techerder September 7, 2013

IKEA

A furniture store in America that white people go to buy desks and candles for a good deal

I went to ikea and got this desk and candles for a really good price

by Ish2000 May 3, 2016

Ikea

A Swedish word for dangerous furniture

Hey dude check out this new cabinet that I just bought at IKEA
Yo,You better take that thing back

by Pro stock January 8, 2020

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"

by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023

IKEA

a big ass store that literally has everything

wiw IKEA is thicc

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020