by youroldhandle October 24, 2014
Get the slap-itch mug.When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"
Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!
by Plumbers Itch January 29, 2015
Get the plumbers itch mug.When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.
Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?
Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.
Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.
by John3-15 November 1, 2016
Get the Golfer's Itch mug.When the sweat runs down your back, into the crack of your arse. Then the chafing starts, followed by the redness.. then the itch... The "there's no socially acceptable, nor non-finger-smelling way to scratch" kind of itch.
I've been working my bollox off all day and worked up a fierce sweat. It's run right down my back and given me the worst case of Tiger's Itch I've ever had!
by IrishSchmirish December 14, 2018
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by Rob Lowe Stay High October 28, 2020
Get the hobo itch mug.When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.
Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch, which is an altogether different Itch.
Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch, which is an altogether different Itch.
Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.
by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021
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