hydrasturbate

The act of drinking a lot of water and masturbating before a game so that you will perform at top level

Andrew Morales hydrasturbates before every game and played very well.

by Hydrasturbation October 31, 2010

hydro-head

The action of getting a BJ and jizzing in the girls ear.

Yo I gave her the Hydro-head last night.

by SeaGoingGuide34 October 1, 2018

hydration session

To have a drink usually a beer

Oi boys it’s time for a hydration session

by Hydration master December 28, 2018

Hydrated Nigga Hamster

A non profit organization dedicated to helping abused, bullyed, and shit on hamsters.

Would you like to donate to the Hydrated Nigga Hamster community

by Solar WalkIt January 29, 2019

Hydraulic Gape

When Timmy get a massive amount of Zeus Juice goin on a smite game.

"Timmy, you really gave those fucks a good Hydraulic Gape ing! That Zeus Juice is on point son."

by Hydraulic Gape May 26, 2019

hydro flasksksksksk

im a VSCO

look at my hydro flasksksksksk

by LollipopStardust11 October 29, 2019

Hydro Flask

Wow. Urban Dictionary just made a new and cheap Hydro Flask mug that shatters into pieces if you drop it, rather than getting a dent on it. Plus, there's no warranty! Check it out below y'all.

Urb Dic: "Check out our new Hydro Flask y'all."
Childish Vsco Girls: "OMG! Spill the tea! Toast the bomb!"
TikTok: "New trend!"
Hydro Flask: "How dare you."

by howdareyouopposememortal October 9, 2020