texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.
Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.
by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023
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hunk clunk

damn, he’s a hunk clunk.
by big friendly ginger May 24, 2018
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hunk a chunck

Im gona fucking hunk a chunck if this does not stop.
by SunnierSum49 April 16, 2015
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hunk of carbon

Hey, what size hunk of carbon did you get when he popped the question?
by rickbelpre December 22, 2011
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Hunk-Shaming

When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.
*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*

"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."

*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*

"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"
by Thugnanimous July 26, 2024
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Hunk A Lunk

Hunk A Lunk is a word used to describe something big and hefty.
Example: wow this book is a hunk a lunk! Oh

Example: There are lots of pebbles on the ground but one abnormally big one in the pile. That’s a hunk a lunk!
by haveacrushonroy March 15, 2024
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hunk rock

A contraction of "humorous punk rock," a musical genre comprising punk rock works intended as parodies of the actual punk oeuvre, which originated with Paloma Music's 1978 release of the vinyl 45 recording "Picked Off the Litter" by John Vomit and the Leather Scabs, a band formed by members of the Stanford Chaparral campus humor magazine, featuring the songs "Punk Rock Star" and "I Suck."
Unbelievable, I just scored a mint-condition copy of the original Hunk Rock record, "Picked Off the Litter," on eBay for only a thousand bucks!
by FitofPeak2 January 06, 2024
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