Ghandi's Camel's Hoof

See ''Ghandi's Flipflop'' but a whole lot worse.

Me mouth's as dry as Ghandi's Camel's Hoof mate!

by Camelhead5 January 16, 2010

hoof you in the nuts

a kick in the genitals

shut your face asshole or I will hoof you in the nuts

by de99 April 24, 2017

Shaggy Fig-Hoof

Pussy with meaty lips and too much pubic hair.

"Once she had me hand cuffed, she started grinding that stank ass Shaggy Fig-hoof on my face."

by SgtDangles January 5, 2017

hoof that pulpy load

a phrase coined meaning "swallow that!" or "choke on that" after you insult someone.

your grandma was awesome last night, hoof that pulpy load

by leahbiiiiiiiia June 13, 2010

Hoof Cock

A penis from which a toe nail is growing.

Ew, gross trim your hoof cock.

by Step-Sister fister November 7, 2010

Hoof Her in the Front Butt

To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course

I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.

by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015

hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.

“Did you only light one side???”
“Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”

by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021