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Honey Shmacks 

im a 60 year old virgin that dresses up in a frog costume from the Honey Smacks cereal box. i then proceed to leap or pounce off of high peaks onto small vulnerable children under the age of 7, and then i get them all sticky like honey.
its halloween kids, so be weary of any person in a frog costume because they could be Honey Shmacks.
Honey Shmacks by XxHMMM69xX October 24, 2016

honey of a 

Slang from the 50's and early 60's. Used to decribe something pleasing or good.
Our high school had a honey of a gym.
honey of a by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Honey pack 

Slang for Royal Honey VIP packets. The latest trending gas station sexual stimulant. Likely gaining notoriety due to the hit song “Honey Pack” by trending Detroit rapper “Bfpdapackman”, and the fact that it’s literally just honey with all the ingredients of Viagra and Cialis.
“Dude I need to stop giving this bitches that honey pack dick, they always fall in love after!
Honey pack by Slimekrime April 11, 2021

Honey Skip 

"Yo, let’s pick up some honey skips in New Castle, it’s gangster as hell"
Honey Skip by RunTelDat January 24, 2009

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see 

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.
"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

honey dweller 

A man without a job who stays at home and lives off his wife who has a great job.
Wife: My husband, is a honey dweller, I goto work and he stays home.
Random person: What do you do for work?
Wife: I'm a doctor.