Hayden

An absolute gaylord. He will do anything possible to suck your dick. Hes pretty nice and if you are the lucky guy to recieve attention from him then know he is loyal and committed to your relationship.

He WILL suck tour dick
He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes

Mirror Mirror on the wall whos the gayest of them all.
Hayden...

by Blabalabalak January 25, 2020

Hayden

Someone who DEFINITELY loves cock and ball torture ;)

Yo! Did you add @haydencoww on snapchat? He'll send you his cock and balls!

by NAC6804 April 6, 2020

Hayden

Not as good as Blayke

Hayden is not as good as Blayke

by Dragon-Slayer@27 May 6, 2020

Hayden

A little fat that’s so fat he broke his bed by sitting on it worlds biggest simp and sucks at Mario kart

Look at that bed I wonder if Hayden sat on it if it would break

by 5885hsobw June 8, 2020

Hayden

Someone who kisses so much ass that their head isn't visible any longer.

Did you hear about how Shipley got that job? He totally pulled a Hayden.

by Butterfly Sprinkles June 14, 2020

Hayden

An overall pretty awsome guy who is really down to earth, when you meet a Hayden you will be sure to feel his massive chad aura beaming around him.

Random person - "Hey, who's that?"
Me - "Oh thats Hayden! He is such a chad."

by Magaloud February 28, 2023

Hayden

The Sexiest person alive and is a rizzler, they are the best at sports and are ripped

G1- Look its a Hayden
G2- SOOOO SEXXYYYYYY

by Crisa14 August 16, 2023