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Hayden

Hayden has game, that part is mad true. However, he hasn't learned yet that having lasting relationships is next level up. Hopefully, Hayden is capable of trying it sometime. Or, just find someone who is willing to share, let him be him, and also still get nudes. I hear Hayden sucks dick too? Hayden should aim to find a girl who is about that life and have a suck off. I bet she'd win. You'll often find Hayden hanging around random dj booths, especially at festivles or gatherings. Word to the wise, if you aren't strong enough or self aware enough he might hurt you. So come correct, or don't come at all. While not everyone agrees with Hayden's ways, you can't deny he is good at what he does. He has a good brain, but not the best. He is a light, but like the Walmart brand that goes dim after you buy into it.

Hayden: "You're the coolest girl I've ever met."

Her: "I know."

Hayden:"I didn't think I'd ever find you."
Her: "And you never will again."

Hayden: "Have you graduated high school?"
Her: "Dude I'm 35. But I'm the hottest 35 yr old you'll ever fucking meet."

Hayden: "Can I meet your kids?"
Her: "Never."

Hayden: "I've never felt this way tbh"
Her: "The nights still young, you got this."

Hayden: "Look me up on Urban Dictionary."
Her: "Just make sure you scroll down far enough."

Hayden: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I keep my spirit light, my booty tight, and my goals in sight."

by be kind ♡ be smart ♡ be fun ♡ July 7, 2018