happy slappy

To pleasure oneself until you orgasm, or being wanked off/ pleased by someone else

Jessie gave John a happy slappy during class... What a slut

by Langston Doobs October 10, 2016

Hailyn

A Hailyn is someone you'll want to be friends with she gives great advice and is very understanding. She has the best smile and hides all of her pain. You don't want to get on her bad side though. Hailyn's are typically very beautiful girls with hazel eyes and dark hair. She loves to give advice and you'll want to be friends with a Hailyn for sure you won't regret it.

Hailyn: Omg I'm so ugly
You: No you're not don't say that about yourself your beautiful

by thebestadvice25 November 1, 2019

Happy biscuit

Playing the game soggy biscuit, but intentionally losing.

Classic Bryan, after losing his girlfriend, hes always the happy biscuit.

Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.

by DipYourPussyinNutella November 2, 2019

happy bitchday

Your bestfriend's birthday.

It's my bestfriend's birthday. Say happy bitchday to her!

by bitches in da house August 29, 2020

happy the birb

a loyal and chirpy fren who has stuck by his owners for years and years. such a blorb. always enthusiastic about millet and constantly gets annoyed by his little sister Lucky. the best bird in the world.

E: Happy the birb is the cutest birb in the world. I hope he stops biting me though

by yousillygoose March 2, 2021

haploautist

A derogatory term used for people that frequently mention "hablogroups" in discussions (/n./ Genetics. a set of similar haplotypes inherited together, or a group who shares a set of similar haplotypes, used to understand genetic lineages).

They often use it as a method of proof, or science, to justify their beliefs and views of ethnic superiority.

(Habloautist): No retard, look at this map representing hablogroups in Europe. Italians are completely distinct, genetically, from Germans. They are stinky monkey people.

(Response): GTFO dumb haploautist.

by Deez_butss4206987 December 6, 2021

Happy Sugar Life

Innocent name, not so innocent show.
Its a story of a girl who's never felt love before but found a pure innocent little girl that has shown her love, this may seem innocent but bear with me. She took her love a little too far and kidnapped that same little girl and would kill or commit crimes to protect that feeling of love

Man, honestly I had no idea Happy Sugar Life was even psychological horror I thought it was gonna be yuri or something

by Jeramuse December 10, 2021