fairy hammock

An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.

Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.

by doonga May 17, 2013

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mouse hammock

Hey, does anyone have an extra "mouse hammock?"

by Kelly Frith February 23, 2007

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a name brand of a men's g-strings ussually worn by strippers but designed for the more well endowded.

The dancers at the club were all wearing banana hammocks.

by R11pilot August 08, 2005

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A ladies under garment commonly known as the good old thong.

Look at that woman's fanny hammock peeping out from under her pussy pelmet.

by lou369 May 27, 2006

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Honey--when you go to the store--can you pick me up a box of rat hammocks?

Uh..what???

by amadeus April 07, 2005

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An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.

by Tuna Wanda May 24, 2005

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n. a lazy guy who just wants to lay down and do nothing even outdoors on a nice day

n. Jes' ignore Jess, he never be nuthin' but a dang hammock hound jes' like his swaggin' pa....

by galcoolest June 24, 2005

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