Hazletucky

Yet another derogatory name for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Derived from Hazleton and Pennsyltucky.

Fucking rednecks in Hazletucky always calling every Latino an illegal alien. I'll tell ya.

by cunt nugget of the year March 20, 2012

Haylett

shandy drinking, skirt wearing, goat chaser

Puts on his A-line gets drunks and visits farms

by Seagull December 17, 2003

Hamlegs

Female legs which resembles a smooth sasuage and/or leg of ham.

She has hamlegs

by Mat August 11, 2003

kirk hammet

a very talented guitarist from the very great band MetallicA. he is one of the best guitarists, but definately not THE best guitarist. the best guitarist is of course jimi hendrix, duh. and he is definately better than dave mustaine, who was kicked out of metallica because of his drug problems, and because he's an asshole. yes i know kirk hammet is over rated. he is rated on a scale from 1 to ten (ten being the best) as a 12, but in reality he is actually only an 11.

metallica is better than megashit.

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

Shacole Hamlett

The Coolest Person in the world. She's Sexy, Single, and Sizzling.
Even though Gavin Arbuckle says different, It's just cause he's jealous!!!

SHACOLE IS THE SHIZZNITS!!!

Person 1: Do you know shacole?

Person 2: Oh yeah, you mean that sexy one over there

Person 1: Defiently!!!

Person 2: I Love HER!!!

Person 1: so does everyone!!!

by Somebody (NOPY NOPY) February 18, 2004

Homlet

A village in a D&D setting, not to be confused with the noun known as hamlet which is usually a rural settlement which is too small to be considered a village, though sometimes the word is used for a different sort of community.

Homlet is in no way a synonym for hamlet, nor does it describe the same thing.

Dungeon Master: You arrive in the homlet, with large walls and a winding road leading to the main building.
Girl: WTF is a homlet? You mean hamlet?
DM: You can say it either way, means the same thing.
Girl: NUH UH!

by ladycandy March 17, 2010

Hazleton Switcheroo

Using cheaper and more abundant illegal immigrant toddlers, in place of gerbils, to gerbil slam. Very popular with Hazleton's gay community.

THE FIRST HAZLETON SWITCHEROO
HAZLETON, PA CIRCA 1993

Jack Palance: Oh sweet Jesus that gerbil, sure is feisty. What breed is it?

Silly Sammy: It's a Dominican short hair. The Bishop is getting them shipped to Hazleton, PA by the hundreds.

Jack Palance: Damn, I cummed already. Pull that fucker out before he suffocates. He's a keeper.

Silly Sammy: I was thinking of going into the local television news business, want to produce it?

Jack Palance: Uhhh... got to go. I'm shooting City Slickers 2. B-bye!

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011