Hamburger

A sandwich that wanted to be cool so it took steroids and became the super delicious massive pile of awesome that many humans eat to this very day.

Man I just ate the best hamburger.

by ChocolateFungi August 18, 2014

hamburglar

someone who is a fatass and steals other people's food (especially a hamburger or cheeseburger) because he or she is too fat and/or lazy to make or buy their own god damn food.

and when you ask this person if they stole your food, they have that guilty look on their face as they pretend to ignore you. WAY TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS!

Fuck you Sandy, you fucking hamburglar.

by Trampy Tina October 24, 2006

hamburguesa

A term used by a Spanish speaking, Mexican American person to describe a fat, conceited female. A derogatory term used to insult a fat girl/woman who thinks she is attractive and thus acts like stuck up royalty. A fat Mexican-American female who tries to convince men that she is as attractive as her skinny counterparts. An hamburguesa will squeeze into smaller clothing, wear extreme amounts of makeup, might dye her hair in a very light blond color, and wears thongs in order to feel sexy, and to justify the theory that she is much prettier than her skinny friends. She might cock block her friends by being easier and attracting one night stands. An hamburguesa will make fun of smaller women.

girl #1 (skinny)- Do you think Jake will ask me out? he was looking at me so much at da club last night.

hamburguesa (Isabel) - He told me that he does'nt like skinny girls because you are nasty. Anyways, i blew him last night.

by IDONTGIVEAFUCCKY July 10, 2010

hamburbur

The coolest hamburger you will ever see. Just add some jizz, breast milk and gay people and your patty is done. Make sure the bread is coated with meth, and the cheese has grinded pussy added to it. Lovely tasting, and great for gaming. Make sure you make one for a deanne or a larry too.

this hamburbur: The coolest hamburger you will ever see. Just add some jizz, breast milk and gay people and your patty is done. Make sure the bread is coated with meth, and the cheese has grinded pussy added to it. Lovely tasting, and great for gaming. Make sure you make one for a deanne or a larry too.

by hamburburman September 25, 2020

Grant Haber

With a name like that he is probably a strange loner who is smart but has cat-like motives.

Aww look at Grant Haber hissing again!

by blackhawk98 October 1, 2011

hamburglar

To take advantage of someone, from behind, while said person is vomiting.

"I Hamburglared Bonnie while she had the flu."

by scala5k January 23, 2005

Hamergency

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

by Hamergency November 15, 2005