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A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)
Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.
hagging by pdaddy82 January 15, 2006
Derived from the dyslexic spelling of the N-word, it can be used to refer to thuggish ruggish types of any skin color.
Don't make me call the pipe-wielding haggins to regulate on your ass.
haggin by fenstax July 23, 2004
The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!
"Oh man, those haggios taste just like the real thing!"
Haggios by Hans le Noir September 7, 2005
a mizture between chillin' n hangin' n doin bad ass shit n b-in' sexy bitches n doin whatever you want without respecting authority
"dude seriously, call in sick to work so we can straight hag it tonight."

"we're gettin booze and girls, you know what that means right?"
"it means we be steady haggin'!"
Haggin by kw00dy March 27, 2011
When a young man attempts to hook up with much older women.
Derek, I am so horny for an old sea hag right now. Let's go hagging at the nursing home. I want a granny with a wrinkled cooch!
Hagging by Bolton June 26, 2009
1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.

2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.
1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!

2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.
Hagfish by Birdmaster300 May 6, 2009