reverse guacamole

When you get a pile of lettuce and some Mexicans spray painted green and have an orgy. Then, you clean it up, shake hands, and go home.

Hey , where can I find a bunch of Mexicans for a reverse guacamole?

by Rotary Valve December 5, 2016

Guacamole

- Something you yell when you're on fire.! Sometimes it can be used only if shocked or scared senseless.

- The most delicious combination of avocado, tomato, cilantro, onions, jalepeno peppers, lemon/lime, and other.

- Nothing that has anything to do with the vaJJ

"GUACAMOLE!!"
"Dude! Call 911!"
"GUACA- yeah dude alright"

by bananaganoush May 18, 2010

Guacabutter

Guacabutter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole and continue fucking her pussy, and the green buttery substance around her pussy is Guacabutter, the green hue is caused by the girl eating pistachios prior to the anal pounding.

Jackie asked John to eat the pussy but John said hell nah you got guacabutter

by Guacabutter101 February 18, 2015

guacamole nigga cheese pepperoni pizza filante

Phrase used to communicate with *le nigga aliens*

i don't even know wtf I just wrote lmao *guacamole nigga cheese pepperoni pizza filante*

by salvo91able January 5, 2020

guacamole

Currency. Money. Cash. Refering to the green ink used on most U.S. currency bills.

"dude, this place doesn't take credit cards. Do you have any guacamole?"

"i just stopped at the ATM to pick up some guacamole for tonight"

by thatmarkguy April 10, 2008

guacage blockage

A sudden heart attack caused by eating too much guacamole.

Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"

by TZR September 27, 2005

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010