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gretchen

An aggressive way of strechin'
"Man I was GRETCHEN at the gym today!"
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Gruth

(Pronounced: gr-oo-th.)
1) Shortened name for a 'Grass hoof', which is -of course- a form of natural camel toe, so large, it is infact a whole hoof.
Most gruth's are found in an around nature, when trees etc. warp into giant vaginal shapes. This also happens in earth and often overgrown rocks.
This typical hoof is surrounded by or covered with grass or wirey natural substances.
2) Thought to be named after 'Babe Ruth', a legendary baseball player. Some say, after every home run, Babe would use his strengthy right arm and bat the ground into a small dinted hill. This soon became known as a 'BABY GRUTH'.
Hiker1: Wow, this nature appears quite dull today, it's as if i've seen it all before!

Hiker2: Yes, yes. I feel you my brother. But in no sexual way, I give you my truthful word. This being said, my cheeky woodsman is becoming lonely and full of sorrow.
Hiker1: If only there were some form of female genatalia nearby.

*HIKERS COME ACROSS A GRUTH IN MOUNTAIN*

Hiker2: My dear chap, i do believe we've found ourself a gift of gracious god. I yeild an erect weinus.

-silence-

Hiker2: Why so silent homechild?
Hiker1: I.. I think i just triple'd my breifs.
Hiker2: SNM. xox
by LEZZA B March 30, 2011
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Gruncle

Dude, I love your gruncle!
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Gratchet

A person that is grumpy and ratchet.
She's so grumpy to be so ratchet - she's gratchet!
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Grunchy

Even though the office trivia game was done completely for fun and entertainment purposes, certain employees were quite grunchy about the fact they were not winning. They complained loudly in the lunchroom and spoiled it for everyone.
by Wills McWilly Face November 26, 2019
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glutch

Newfoundland English term (archaic) for choke.
Billy swallered a big chicken bone and glutched on 'n.
by Egon Spengler September 16, 2005
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grunchy

(n.) A horny grouchy person.
(ver.)That person is being a grunchy
That one person that you know hasn't had sex in a while and they get mad at the world for everything. The person who see's a love scene in a movie and all they do is comment on how lame it is, and wrong. The hater in the group that hates on any couple showing ANY form of PDA.
Why is Mr. Peterson so grunchy?
Damn, she grunchy!
by CanYouHEarme November 24, 2013
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