Grumph

A cute way of saying I'm pretending to be annoyed|sad|upset. The word needs to be said with appropriate grouchiness and poutyness.

James "Zac Efron is an appalling actor and should be banned from celluloid"
Elle "You don't mean that! Grumph!"

by Jimmy1985 March 2, 2008

grumpapuss

Grumpapuss- the sourpussed face a child makes when they're throwing a fit.

Also a bad attitude

Sophie was a real grumpapuss, did you see that fit she threw?

by Jmama3 February 22, 2017

Grumpany

The company of people in a grumpy mood.

Grumpy people that you are forced to be around.

"Oh, dude, you would not believe how hard it was too hang out with those guys after they lost the game. Some seriously low spirits there, bro. They were some bad grumpany."

by Shamaniac June 16, 2018

Grumpapotomus

A grumpapotomus is the word to define someone that is being grumpy

Lauren's been such a grumpapotomus ever since Rolo stood in the rain all night...again

by Sregor February 9, 2020

Grumphry

A shorted temper due to low levels of blood sugar and your moronic friends indecisiveness on a place to eat. So hungry your grumpy.

Douchebag Brad better make up his mind, cuz I'm grumphry....

by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006

grumployee

Usually a narcissistic, grumpy co-worker who blames everyone from management to his co-workers, while boosting his already over-inflated ego. Grumployees think of themselves as vastly superior to other workers, and frequently show contempt towards their colleagues. However, deep down, grumployees are very insecure, and are terrified of being put into a work environment where they may appear vulnerable. Usually, grumployees achieve their coveted status in an organization by creating their own turf and fiercely protecting their "secret knowledge", thereby acting as gatekeepers, while presenting themselves to managament as being indispensable. Usually, they stay in one company forever, as they cannot risk change. A new job would require them to start from square one and be vulnerable, which is what grumployee hates the most. Grumployees are often found in Information Technology, but can also exist in other fields, such as Finance, Insurance, Real Estate, etc.

"Patrick is such a grumployee. All he does is stand in the hallway, complaining about the incompetent managers, while keeping all the software training books and CDs under lock and a key, so not a single one of us new hires can learn anything about our proprietary software"

by MrWhoAmI July 29, 2009

grumpocaust

The last few days of Hate Week (aka PMS) wherein the entire world around the hormonal female breaks down into grump-based-holocaust.

"Do you seriously want to talk about this during grumpocaust?"

by anita berber November 14, 2011