1. Accidentally putting your hairy big toe in another guys butthole, therefore getting a little poop under the nail. It is only a Hairy Gremlin if the toe is hairy, otherwise it would be the Hairless Gremlin.
While Nigel and I were mountain biking, he went off a jump and accidentally gave me a Hairy Gremlin. His toe smelled like beef stew for 3 weeks.
by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 8, 2006
Get the Hairy Gremlinmug. Tiny creatures that inhabit the keyboards of various computers, especially laptops.
They cause people to misspell simple words that would normally be easy to spell. They also cause people to type links to pr0n when they are really trying to show their friends a flash video.
They cause people to misspell simple words that would normally be easy to spell. They also cause people to type links to pr0n when they are really trying to show their friends a flash video.
Erca 'Kuzudee: I'm going to lick Becu in the shin.
Erca 'Kuzudee: kick*
Erca 'Kuzudee: OMG teh Keyboard Gremlins...
Erca 'Kuzudee: kick*
Erca 'Kuzudee: OMG teh Keyboard Gremlins...
by Erca 'Kuzudee The Warthog Ninja February 1, 2005
Get the keyboard gremlinsmug. When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.
See also grumpy munchkin
See also grumpy munchkin
The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.
by Loose Goose July 24, 2008
Get the angry gremlinmug. by minimonk March 20, 2010
Get the freddy the gremlinmug. Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.
by published July 29, 2009
Get the Cum Gremlinmug. A little scrubber that tries to take literally everything off a guy you kill in a survival game, and are only seen for seconds due to their extreme reflexes to stealing shit. Cares little for no one except itself. Typically used in games like Escape From Tarkov and DayZ.
Dude 1: l “I killed a fully geared dude yesterday, I took my eye of his body for one second and some fucking loot gremlin took all his shit”
Dude 2: “Yeah, I fucking hate those guys”
Dude 2: “Yeah, I fucking hate those guys”
by SirDanks August 20, 2018
Get the Loot Gremlinmug. A type of girl usually only encountered online and not in the real world they can be found in many game lobbies or even more readily found actively involved in games with extensive customization such as Gaia online, IMVU, and Second Life or in rare circumstances in their habitat made of soda cans and SIMS memorabilia. Somehow they have shirked the need for pure water entirely exchanging it for their beverage of choice causing them to audibly burp at passers by. Sometimes viewed by other as attractive though this seems to confuse even a Soda Gremlin if told this.
1."Man im way too much of a Soda Gremlin i went through two twelve packs of coke in a day somehow."
2."Hey man what's u.. *massive burp* Jesus ya Soda Gremlin"
3."You can't see your monitor because of the cans you Soda Gremlin"
2."Hey man what's u.. *massive burp* Jesus ya Soda Gremlin"
3."You can't see your monitor because of the cans you Soda Gremlin"
by CrimCramms August 23, 2023
Get the Soda Gremlinmug.