Hairy Gremlin

1. Accidentally putting your hairy big toe in another guys butthole, therefore getting a little poop under the nail. It is only a Hairy Gremlin if the toe is hairy, otherwise it would be the Hairless Gremlin.

While Nigel and I were mountain biking, he went off a jump and accidentally gave me a Hairy Gremlin. His toe smelled like beef stew for 3 weeks.

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 08, 2006

keyboard gremlins

Tiny creatures that inhabit the keyboards of various computers, especially laptops.
They cause people to misspell simple words that would normally be easy to spell. They also cause people to type links to pr0n when they are really trying to show their friends a flash video.

Erca 'Kuzudee: I'm going to lick Becu in the shin.
Erca 'Kuzudee: kick*
Erca 'Kuzudee: OMG teh Keyboard Gremlins...

by Erca 'Kuzudee The Warthog Ninja February 01, 2005

angry gremlin

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin

The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.

by Loose Goose February 18, 2006

freddy the gremlin

a twat that thinks hes cool, but is actually more of a social reject than boxxy.

someone : yo lets watch this cool video
*puts on freddy the gremlin*
me : FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by minimonk March 20, 2010

Cum Gremlin

Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.

The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!

by published July 30, 2009

Loot Gremlin

A little scrubber that tries to take literally everything off a guy you kill in a survival game, and are only seen for seconds due to their extreme reflexes to stealing shit. Cares little for no one except itself. Typically used in games like Escape From Tarkov and DayZ.

Dude 1: l “I killed a fully geared dude yesterday, I took my eye of his body for one second and some fucking loot gremlin took all his shit”

Dude 2: “Yeah, I fucking hate those guys”

by SirDanks August 20, 2018

A Case of the Gremlins

When you wake up higher than you were before you passed out. Often happens from eating edibles after midnight.

I gave myself a case of the Gremlins by eating a pot brownie when I got home from the bar.

by Robelodeon September 20, 2016