Hey Jerry. What are you eating?
Oh, I'm eating this tasty granola berry bar. It's my 9th one today!
You fucking Jerry the Granola Berry King.
Oh, I'm eating this tasty granola berry bar. It's my 9th one today!
You fucking Jerry the Granola Berry King.
by gloglishmish March 9, 2021
Get the Jerry the Granola Berry Kingmug. That special time of the month where ladies find it necessary to eat entire boxes of granola bars in one sitting
Roommate 1: That girl just stuck a pencil through Bob's eye because he smiled at her.
Roommate 2: Uh-oh. Must be Ten Granola Bar Day.
Roommate 2: Uh-oh. Must be Ten Granola Bar Day.
by Roommate 3 April 15, 2008
Get the Ten Granola Bar Daymug. Bro 1: look at that chick over there, go buy her a drink, bro 2!
Bro 2: naw man she is yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G). She wouldn't go for an alchoholic, video game playing fuckboy like me.
Bro 2: naw man she is yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G). She wouldn't go for an alchoholic, video game playing fuckboy like me.
by Pecoreal October 16, 2019
Get the Yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G)mug. a heterosexual white man that finishes after a singular stroke because of his built up testosterone from watching anime porn, usually named some basic shit like will or jackson
by akhxloqnx July 10, 2022
Get the granolamug. The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.
Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.
Usually a one time experimental experience.
Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.
Usually a one time experimental experience.
by a-letto March 19, 2021
Get the Granola Stompmug. Outdoorsy wealthy poseur.
Wears expensive outdoor gear type clothing ALL of time, with brand labels exposed & conspicuous. Only talks about organic food and extreme sports.
Wears expensive outdoor gear type clothing ALL of time, with brand labels exposed & conspicuous. Only talks about organic food and extreme sports.
Chris and Bea are so Gucci Granola; their Toyota Tacoma has micro brew and social justice stickers all over the back.
The Gucci Granola chick outside Whole Foods wanted me to sign a petition to ban cars from the freeway.
The Gucci Granola chick outside Whole Foods wanted me to sign a petition to ban cars from the freeway.
by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
Get the Gucci Granolamug. by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021
Get the Granola Barmug.