Granola-Bars

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021

Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).

Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

Granola bars

What C2s create friendships in order to get.

Person 1 Why does my friend keep stealing my granola bars??

Person 2: Because she's a C2!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola Bars

Granola Bars are food-like items used to create friendships with C2s. More powerful than any fruit snacks.

C2: Want to be friends?

Person 67493J: Sure

C2: ...

Person 67493J: ...

C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 25, 2021

Nature's Valley Granola Bars

The candy bar of health food

Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."

by Adheesive June 14, 2008

chicken and Granola Bars

A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.

My parents are going out of town today...I'm gonna have Chicken and Granola bars tonight!!!!!

by Liz N'Gina November 2, 2004

bepis valley granola bars

bepis valley granola bars

bepis valley granola bars

by p01uyt July 9, 2025