Gorilla Grunt

The noise a man makes while peaking in sexual pleasure. Most notable heard when the man is sleeping with a woman that is looks challenged.

All night I heard Jimmy gorilla grunting with the girl he brought home that was a tall as she was wide.

by the magician squared August 3, 2011

Team Skull Grunt

A person who is more useless than the male nipple.

Ome of the antagonists of pokemon sun/moon/ultra sun/ultra moon. Can be found running in heards.

You're more useless than a Team Skull Grunt, worthless cunt!

by Mr.FurryFaggot April 27, 2019

Flipping a grunt

When you poop on the ground in a public place.

Apparently some people were flipping a grunt at Disneyland.

by whatthepuck April 12, 2023

grundle grunt

n.
1. An STI.
2. The common name given to lice that inhabit the area known as the grundle or taint. Grundle grunts are usually contracted from illicit sexual behavior or walking around the woods naked.

Grundle grunts are also known as "taint tics", "scrotum skippers" or just crabs. When contracted elsewhere, grundle grunts are named after the area contracted. i.e. pubic lice, chin climbers, nipple nabbers, happy trail hikers, or earwig waggers.

Ouch! That grundle grunt is very friendly.

by Tofu January 27, 2004

link grunt

a noise made by link from the legend of zelda

Link grunt,Link grunt,Another link grunt,(Is there an urban dictionary definition for link grunt?)

by thelordofthesucc May 6, 2018

Grip and Grunt

Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.

Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.

by MrZero July 11, 2009

have a grunt

Making fuck, having sex.

"Hey, how's about we go back to my place later and have a grunt."

by Party-man December 15, 2016