Minion Groping

The act of stroking a toy minion to get sexual satisfaction

Man that minion groping was the shit

by Jeopardymama February 2, 2020

Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.

"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"

by tamponcat April 13, 2021

prestige gooning

gooning so hard that you reset and prestige, or, gooning with elite concentration and discipline

Garvey: Where’s Marvey?

Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.

Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.

by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023

Maximum Goofing

The act of getting crack, rolling it in weed and sprinkling it with meth, then dipping it in lean and dipping it again in crack, and smoking it with bong fire, then eat it with alcohol mixed with rat poison, then shower your body in radiation and toxic waste, and after for the munchies eat a 2 feet tall burger stacked with meat and chemicals, and wash THAT down with a gallon of coke, inhale asbestos, have a quick snack and munch on some insulation and sleep inside a car with the engine running and while theres an active gas leak

Oh yeah that was crazy, last night were Maximum Goofing and frank totally got washed

by kakarotrose June 27, 2023

Goosing

Goosing 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb up the ass anus, catch the girl by surprise and she'll scream like a goose.

"Man, I was goosing jenny so hard last night. She'll be eating bread for a week"

by couchdog August 7, 2014

Goorping

farting while in the bathtub then biting the bubbles

While bathing last night I did a little goorping to relax.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

Goaping

(v.) the act of shaking a computer screen very rapidly as if you were trying to get it off

Oh man M&M was goaping his laptop so hard he broke the screen off of it

by Lame McShame January 28, 2009