Googling

Walking around at night stealing random and useless objects from yards and establishments and dropping them elsewhere along your travels.

I went GOOGLING the other night and a cop drove by.

by aboozle February 24, 2011

Google

The Google Empire is currently the strongest "force" in the world which, since 1998, has influenced approximately 99.5% of everything. They were that "force" behind George Bush's election, 9/11, global warming, and the recent depression. Able to initiate any possible occurrence anywhere at the press of the button, your thinking patterns as you read this are being programmed by one of several "Googlites" located in a CIA-protected location. Since Google operates on all infants at their birth, all humans 12 and under are effectively bionic. Every tap of your finger against the computer, every breath, every blink is being initiated by someone who, after typing a length of code, beams that string of coding to the receptors inserted into your head at birth. These receptors translate the raw data into small actions carried out by your muscles. Since an electrolyte is pumped into muscles at birth, the receptor only has to transmit an electric current to that area, causing a twitch, which is what humans percept as movement.

And when they come in the night for you, do not resist. After surgery, it will feel completely normal and you won't notice the newest electronic equipment packed into the confines of your head and body. And yes, in case you were wondering, they do control your erections.

Guy to girlfriend: "Oh yeah, baby, keep sucking. Oh yeah!"

Googlite at Google headquarters flips switch to activate in-eye camera.

by π=3.14 April 20, 2010

googling

what you do when you are very bored

I was sick of class so i started googling things.

by TakoMongoose January 13, 2015

A Google

(1) A person with high intellect
(2) A person who has a large vocabulary

"You can ask him anything, he's a Google"
"He answered all of 'em correctly, he must be a Google"

by Sphiwe-Joseph June 23, 2017

Google

Where you turn when your parents won't tell you the truth.

My mom wouldn't tell me, so i turned to Google

by eLizardBreathe May 19, 2011

Google

The answer to everything!

Person1: Why are we here? What is life? What is death? Who can defeat Chuck Norris?
Person2: Dude, just google it

by Robodrone April 9, 2010

Google

The modern generations way of cheating on pretty much anything in life.
-exams
-questions
-how-to projects
-making yourself look smart
-etc.

Steps to make a quick and subtle Google search
1)Remove all unneeded words from question
ex. How to fix a hole in your tire
to- Fix Hole Tire
2)Click I'm Feeling Lucky or simply search and look at the first few phrases under the first web page.
3)Fill in the gaps where Google puts ... and inform your friend of your knowledge

Question 5: How do subatomic particles accelerate?

Timmy: WTF?!? Hold on, let me check Google.

by SupraBro93 February 5, 2010