Referring to someone as “Gonzo” means they’re extremely popular, likable, are sexy/hella thicc and get lots of hot sweaty men flooding their dms with proclamations of love and envy (seeing as Gonzo also means peak alpha male). They may act tough on the outside, but in reality are sweeties to the bone and will hug you when you need it most.
Gee willikers, that Gonzo has gone and stole all my bitches again. Ahh, I can’t stay mad at him because his face is so pretty and his butt is so gorgeous.
by NotGonzo6969 August 7, 2022
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1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!
1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!
So, yeah, bout last night. I was seriously gonzos aight? I promise I just couldn't control my body anymore! If only it stopped with just puking in it...but, shitting in it?! All over the dash?! Mah bad, bruh.
by DuhGlitch May 8, 2022
Get the Gonzos mug.Gonzo brain is when a persons mind veers dangerously off track; like losing their train of thought, where the one subjected to gonzo brain cannot formulate any real tangible and communicable ideas, and sometimes is left with feelings of impending doom. An occurrence that is more prevalent when subjected to brain injury, mental illness, or the use of psychedelic drugs.
I remember babbling to Tyson about something last night, then right in the middle of talking I got gonzo brain and could barely speak the rest of the night; I was left with this eerie feeling of awkwardness and didn't know what to do with my self.
by Kaine Destrahl November 18, 2021
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Get the Gonzo flip mug.Where a person places their testicles over another’s eyes while sleeping or taking a nap, and rests their flacid penis on top of said person’s nose facing the mouth to resemble the Muppet character Gonzo; big eyes and long nose hooking towards the mouth region; similar to the “tea bagging” prank.
When John fell asleep, Richard pulled a Gonzo on him, and the photo he took of John was saved on his cell phone Lock Screen wallpaper as a practical joke.
by Ighitowman83 December 7, 2024
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by lilliminhoff November 12, 2025
Get the Gonzo mug.An adjective of when a noun or action is not quite to the point of hating or disliking. It is fine as is. However, one would not actively seek, consume, or engage in said thing.
"Wow man, this song you sent me is hella gonzo"
"These cupcakes are pretty gonzo. If you add some more sugar they would be a lot less gonzo".
"These cupcakes are pretty gonzo. If you add some more sugar they would be a lot less gonzo".
by goatlee February 16, 2025
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