A colombian hottie and ex Playboy mate who has a great pair of tits also a pochy pussy . Usually she is caught by black guys, as a result she has several hardcore scenes with jizz everywhere. Highly recommended.
by Tom Jones 12 June 23, 2010
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She actually sings pretty good, and has enough common sense not to make Britney Spears her role model and post naked pics of herself on Vanity Fair
She actually sings pretty good, and has enough common sense not to make Britney Spears her role model and post naked pics of herself on Vanity Fair
by That Urban Turban April 12, 2010
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So I pulled out of her brown eye and proceeded to give her a Dirty Sanchez, next thing I know I'm sticking it all over her face and she's good a Filthy Gomez.
by bidou333 May 11, 2004
Get the Filthy Gomez mug.A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.
Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.
by jumbypah December 15, 2009
Get the Gomper mug.Johnny Gomez is the announcer and supposidly the creator of the claymation parody series "Celebrity Deathmatch" along with Nick Diamond. His model resembles that of a man in his mid thirties (Around 30-35) with dark black hair and green eyes. Johnny Gomez is more professional than Nick Diamond and has a degree in journalism. The only deathmatch he fought, was against Sam Donaldson whom Johnny fought alongside Nick Diamond. He was voiced by Maurice Schlafer from 1998 to 2002 and now he is currently voiced by Jim Thornton. His newest model features him in his 40s with brown or red hair and black eyes.
by Unknown28397418347 October 15, 2006
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Guy A-"yeah man, everytime i bring up a possible relationship to her, she changes the subject by trying to have sex"
Guy B- "You need to give her THE GOMEZ, it'll never become a relationship"
Guy B- "You need to give her THE GOMEZ, it'll never become a relationship"
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