Goff

To utterly collapse in the face of pressure. To fail to live up to even pedestrian expectations.

I goffed up that interview so bad. They asked such softball questions too.

by JordAx February 4, 2019

Goff

A person that thinks their a goth not understanding any occult knowledge, gothic cathedral architecture and gnosis i.e knowledge based cerbral thought.

Wow, she plays the part well in her Halloween costume with fashionable cynicism- oh she's a Goff! He looks nice in full satanic regalia as he hurts others for drug and insecurity fund, oh he's a Goff.

by ZephyrCraft13 June 16, 2019

GOMFDH

GOMFDH simply means “Get off my fucking dick hoe”

Why are you always in my business? GOMFDH!

by RiSEN305 November 9, 2019

Goffnob

Abnormal shaped cock

You such a goffnob

by Nickreef September 5, 2020

goffle

An Aussie Bogan slang word used to describe all the unrelated crap you have to get through in order to achieve a task that should be simple and straightforward, yet some pen clicking douche with too much time decided to make it overly complicated to sooth their own personal love for themselves.

Why the hell do I have to go through all this bloody goffle just to get a Cenno (Centrelink) loan?

by SnowMan81 September 17, 2020

goffg goig

The best person you will ever meet, nice personality and very kind.

Person1: "hi goffg goig!"
goffg goig: "hello!"

by YA BOI WBM June 24, 2021

Goff

Refers to a grumpy old fart, particularly at a craps or other gambling table, who brings bad mojo to the table.

We gotta Goff at our 6. Let's move tables!

by Jeepam August 6, 2021