Goffnob

Abnormal shaped cock

You such a goffnob

by Nickreef September 5, 2020

goffle

An Aussie Bogan slang word used to describe all the unrelated crap you have to get through in order to achieve a task that should be simple and straightforward, yet some pen clicking douche with too much time decided to make it overly complicated to sooth their own personal love for themselves.

Why the hell do I have to go through all this bloody goffle just to get a Cenno (Centrelink) loan?

by SnowMan81 September 17, 2020

goffg goig

The best person you will ever meet, nice personality and very kind.

Person1: "hi goffg goig!"
goffg goig: "hello!"

by YA BOI WBM June 24, 2021

Goffres

1. "Goffres" is a literal translation of the word "snus"

1. "Hey blud- have you got any goffres left?"

by Carl_Smart123 April 17, 2023

goffense

a term for an NFL offense led by quarterback Jared Goff.

friend 1: “did you see the lions game last night?”
friend 2: “yeah bro, the goffense was in full effect.”

by frankthetankfan23 December 29, 2023

goffer snagging

When you eat fishing line and have one of your buddies pull it to help remove dingleberries it is called goffer snagging

My friend needed my help doing some goffer snagging for his wedding so that he would have a butthole clear of dingleberries

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Goffing

When someone takes pictures of someone’s buttocks in secret.
Bonus points if they sell the pictures.

Clint got expelled from school for goffing.
Liam got caught goffing by Jenny.

by anonymous November 21, 2024