gluteal muscles

The three muscles that make up your bum

She flexed her gluteal muscles

by Frredda January 11, 2009

glutorexic

one characterized by eating enormous amounts of food yet not gaining any weight.

I can't believe she can eat all that and still look so good.....she must be glutorexic.

by quitessential he May 25, 2009

glutorious

lots of butts gathering in one area

"The music sucked at that party but it was pretty glutorious so it all evened out."

"Damn, the library was so glutorious today, i could have "read" for hours"

by funked out April 11, 2010

Gluten hoe

When a person only eats gluten based foods even when it is not needed

He is eating curry with bread instead of rice, he is such a gluten hoe

by BhandCurryBaba July 29, 2020

Glussy

A man with a frozen cock

It is so cold outside, I think have a Glussy!

by 스미스쉘튼 March 26, 2021

glutch

Newfoundland English term (archaic) for choke.

Billy swallered a big chicken bone and glutched on 'n.

by Egon Spengler September 16, 2005

gluten

The most awesome substance known to man. It is the extract of mexican diarrhea, which is made by shitting through a tennis racket. If you chemically break down the diarrhea, you will get two subtances, gluten and bubers.

"Dude, what the hell is wrong with your soyjoy bar?"
"Oh, its gluten-free."
"It looks like a bar of solidified diarrhea."

by TheBoz486 March 12, 2009