gudger

1.when fucking a girl you ejaculate in no more than 5 pumps
2.to fuck a girl prematurely ejaculate then (a)not be able to get hard again or (b) fuck her again but go limp during sex. either way resulting in the girl leaving and never talking to you again and forever being embarassed.

i was fucking this girl the other night and pulled a gudger, she hasnt talked to me since and wont answer my texts.

by captain insano shows no mercy May 5, 2010

grudge bearer

To impregnate a woman out of spite. Usually only used in Glasgow and generally directed towards unattractive women that you would not be attracted to.

"Go on, give her a grudge bearer"

by John McKay from Glasgow May 2, 2006

glurge

A person who enjoys smelling farts particularly thier own.

When I fart in bed, I like to pull the blanket over my head thus I am a glurge.

You fucking glurge, stop sniffing my ass.

OOHH that sure smells good, I am such a fucking glurge.

by Lusty L September 17, 2010

grudge shopping

Shopping when you are mad at your man and want to get back at him. Spending his money when you're mad.

My man ticked me off so I went and did some serious grudge shopping to get back at him. He will think twice before doing it again.

by grudgemomma May 22, 2011

Grudge Nudge

After a jam, in roller derby or any kind of game, it is when an opponent hits you while you are are out of play.

Burke got grudge nudged when the play roller derby was ceased.

by Bren-dizzle July 6, 2011

Gudgemental

When a gay person changes from a gay relationship to a heterosexual one his/her gay friends are judgemental and spiteful to the new partner. Some gay's are so gudgemental.

Alice say's, "My angry ex girlfriend Heather is so Gudgemental toward my new boyfriend Joe".

by Jomamuh December 18, 2012

grudge knuckle

Masturbating angrily to someone whom you hate yet would fuck

"I grudge knuckled to that one bitch yesterday."

by mssweetcarnage May 22, 2015