GLOBAL

Synonym for Successful. Achieving success with style and elegance on any scale.

Individuals who are GLOBAL tend to feel like they're destined to be successful or can see themselves being successful. GLOBAL is when achieving success becomes a lifestyle.

MS: Yo, F£MY's new song is too lit!!
T: Trust me, he's going GLOBAL for sure!

by thecoziestboi January 27, 2019

SBC Global

Stands for Struggle Bubble Clap Global, A rare but pungent fart that takes place in 4 steps: 1) Struggle- The farter struggles to release the gas from their rectum. 2) Bubble- The gas creates a bubble that travels down the rectum towards the anal opening. 3) Clap- The gas escapes the asscheeks making a comical clapping sound, 4) Global- The gas permeates the entire room.

He had an SBC Global in the car yesterday, I swear to God it smelled like a burnt tire.

by TeeHee123 February 16, 2009

global-local

A critical argument which most people fuck-up and lose to outrageously superior teams.

I hit global-local. I lost. I think it's because I'm stupid.

by Sore Ass Loser November 16, 2003

Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

global wanking

Our esteemed new President is denouncing global warning and will be completely screwing the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing Global Warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.

Rich: I need to get more sunscreen.
Tom: Why?
Rich: Brace yourself, President Trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of Global Wanking, pissing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!

by JFed January 29, 2017

global entry

Global Entry is a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) program that allows pre-approved clearance for low-risk travlers entering the Americas so that the rude agents do not stick their fingers in your bags and butt like they do every time I go to the Americas.

It took 16 minutes for me to pass customs because of the Global entry program

by Clifford69 February 21, 2018

global

an adjective to describe a hoe, someone who gets around

She sucked Michael, Joe, and Jeff all in one weekend. She’s so global.

by Mrs. Worldwide March 24, 2019