glock fanboy

A person who is extremely dedicated to the glock brand pistols. They will stop at no length to prove that their glock beats any other pistol. They also like to shit on other cheaper options even though they might have the same quality and more features. It is not always used as a insult and some people acknowledge that they are glock fanboys.

John: i just shot an awesome group with my CZ shadow, it really has a great trigger

James: hahaha definitely not as of a trigger good as my glock! Plus the grip angle is really ergonomic

John: bruh glock triggers are honestly pretty bad. Plus that grip looks like a microwave. your just a glock fanboy

by Shooter420420 March 26, 2021

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Glock Jocker

A person who defends all Glock flaws by saying it’s the operator.

That Glock Jocker just told me every other manufacturer has the wrong grip angle and that slide bite is an integral design feature to be able to stay on target when mag dumping.

by JG69 June 14, 2022

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Glock Paper Scissors

When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.

Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"

Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Me: "I win."

When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

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