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the getaways

"Yo man did you check out the getaways?"
"yeah, they rocked"
by Joey C December 11, 2006
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Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?
by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010
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get a life

An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.

Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
Why do you want me to give an example? Like seriously. Get a life and leave me alone.
by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010
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getabit

It was the kind of pub frequented by ear-biters, getabits and chancers.
by etymologist-j February 9, 2009
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A* Getaway

When you're an A* student and can get away with pretty much anything if you use the excuse of being 'stressed'.
Tasha definitely did an A* getaway so she didn't have to do the homework.
by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016
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vietnamese getaway

Spraying piss poop aka high pressure pure liquid shart out of your ass like a misty smoke screen of feces and other butt liquid so as you can escape your enemy and waddle off to safety.
Tyrese came home early and caught me with his girl. I was bare ass naked and made a Vietnamese getaway out of the bedroom window.
by Weirdest September 21, 2023
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get a whiff

Come get a whiff of this thiccness

Lemme get a whiff of them split ends
by sherlock homo July 5, 2017
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