geezer fur

That unwanted endless growth of additional fine, usually white hair that comes later in life, filling the ears and nostrils and moving down the sides of the neck where it just winds up making you look poorly groomed and fucked up.

Hey honey, can you help me shave my geezer fur before we go to bed?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

cock fur

Heinously thick growth of pubic hair - resembling your grandma's wig or perhaps the mane of a musk ox (#2). May result from too many hormone-laced chicken nuggets or early-onset masturbation. Similar to a mucket, but real.

I was playing the drunk houdini on this chic at the party last night when her biff figured me out and shaved off my cock fur. Now my weenie's cold.

by wareagle420 September 18, 2009

Fur lipping

The act of kissing someone while you have a mustache.

That dude is fur lipping

by Ddawg747 August 13, 2020

Fur Bombing

The act of cunniligus (female oral sex) on an untrimmed forrest like vagina

Alina and Joy were feeling lonely one night so Alina offered some oral services. Little did she know that Joy hadn't shaved in over a month and therefore Alina would now be fur bombing.

by DarkDoodler January 14, 2011

Phamhong Fur

When a female human has hair, clearly visible, on her upper lip.

Make sure to keep that phamhong fur away, you dont want to tickle his pickle.

by DeathlyAvenger January 2, 2010

Fur Ditch

another name for a women's vagina

I'd like to dig in her fur ditch

by metallicballz February 15, 2010

Barrow-In-Furness

the home of teenage pregnancies, crackheads and the legendary gurnie

“Barrow-In-Furness is a shithole but it’s our shithole”

by gurnie2 June 25, 2019