geezer fur

That unwanted endless growth of additional fine, usually white hair that comes later in life, filling the ears and nostrils and moving down the sides of the neck where it just winds up making you look poorly groomed and fucked up.

Hey honey, can you help me shave my geezer fur before we go to bed?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

fur-flaunter

One who shamelessly displays copious amounts of body hair.

Did you see that fur-flaunter in his speedo on the beach? EWWW!!!

by Air Pirates October 6, 2010

cock fur

Heinously thick growth of pubic hair - resembling your grandma's wig or perhaps the mane of a musk ox (#2). May result from too many hormone-laced chicken nuggets or early-onset masturbation. Similar to a mucket, but real.

I was playing the drunk houdini on this chic at the party last night when her biff figured me out and shaved off my cock fur. Now my weenie's cold.

by wareagle420 September 18, 2009

Fur Ditch

another name for a women's vagina

I'd like to dig in her fur ditch

by metallicballz February 15, 2010

fur neck

Those individuals who have an overabundance of chest hair to the point where it seems to migrate up their neck toward the chin area.

Kevin's not wearing a turtle neck sweater...he just has a bad case of fur neck.

by naussdollar March 15, 2005

Barrow-In-Furness

the home of teenage pregnancies, crackheads and the legendary gurnie

“Barrow-In-Furness is a shithole but it’s our shithole”

by gurnie2 June 25, 2019

Fur Banger

Fur banger, someone who enjoys having sex with a werewolf.

I love werewolves, so my friends call me a fur banger

by cocoastella August 5, 2010