Funky Grawler

To take a Shit, to deficate in the toilet.

hey man let me go to the bathroon and take a funky grawler

by jeepman321 April 3, 2009

funky gunk

the funky gunk under a male's ball skin, also can be found in the uncircumsized area ong, it hides inside of it so it is impossible to get out. makes the scrotum stank.

"Have you heard about ashon's cheese?"

- "No what is that"
"The funky gunk under his foreskin, ong that shit stank like a mf"

by scrotum balls June 8, 2021

funky flamingo

When a girl stands on one foot, and uses the knee pit of the other leg to get the guy off. Flapping of the arms can also achieve a more realistic flamingo depiction.

"There wasn't a lot of room to sit or lay down, so she gave me the funky flamingo."

by diva_umpire December 9, 2008

Funky Chunky

What Dave does with his wife on the weekends.

Wow, they did the funky chunky so hard that there are cracks in the ceiling!

by Tom, the podiatrist March 15, 2019

funky beyotch

a bitch who cant dress for shit

Guy: Hey look at that funky beyotch!
Store Clerk: Yeah, she can't dress for shit.
Funky Beyotch: fuck you guys

by DamianMoDollaz July 30, 2015

Funky Benjamin

Someone who looks so cool that they should be in a band!, someone who is looking super sharp and has taken the time to dress well, even though they are only attending a bbq!

Dan: 'where are you going Mud, your looking a bit 'Funky Benjamin'
Mud: Thank-you I have a BBQ to attend.

by Shadybomama November 8, 2012

The Funky Carl

The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.

I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.

by shamorie February 26, 2020