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Faux Funeral

A non traditional funeral-like ceremony or gathering in honor of someone who has passed away. Usually serves as an alternative to a funeral when one is not desired. It is a celebration of the life of a particular individual held by the loved ones they left behind.
Johnny didn't believe in funerals so we had a faux funeral Saturday afternoon.
by PeaseyGrl February 28, 2011
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facebook funeral

When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.
Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral
by LilAl October 11, 2010
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funeral shakes

When you're craving that dead dick so bad and you got those funeral shakes. It's the craving necrophiliacs get when they really need to get laid.
I got those funeral shakes.
by bettyxx May 6, 2018
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Funeral clique

buncha fags lmfao
none of them are gangsters

fake internet personas that make them think they are hard
Wow funeral clique is so gay lmfao
by 666DEVILSHYT October 18, 2018
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Gnome Funeral

when a hostile neighbor or mexican landscaper runs over the garden gnome with a lawn mower or demolishes it with another yard tool. Crazy cat ladies or the elderly then perform a burial for their wooden trolls.
Cole: Why does grandma have all those little dirt spots in the backyard?
Eddy: Well, she shot the neighbor's dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. All those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and I, Cole.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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DJ Funeral

A totally rad, mad lad who DJs church gatherings at the totally rad event of somebody's EPIC death. Typically a tall and white teenage male from the U.S.
Man, Xavier's such a DJ Funeral!
by Magical unicorn space dolphin October 29, 2018
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Viking Funeral

Excellent sex after ending a relationship.

When a power couple decides to split up and send their relationship off with flaming hot sex.
Paid homage to our ended relationship last night with a Viking Funeral.
by VolcanicSiren January 28, 2018
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