dysfunctional fuckedupness 

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

dysfunctional fuckedupness by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

bezos binge fucked 

The disappointment one feels after binging a season of a great show on Amazon Prime only to learn that Jeff Bezos wants $8.99 and a subscription to some worthless add-on service before you can see season 2.

Dude, did you watch “The Bridge?”
Dude, I got hooked on season one but El Jeffe wanted $11.99 per episode for season 2…Bezos Binge Fucked, once again…I’ll watch Arctic Circle next…

bezos binge fucked by M.U.L.E. 4 Evs April 23, 2022

Mind Fucked

The state of being disoriented or being messed with mentally.

Bill just found out he's adopted.
Dam he must be mind fucked.

Mind Fucked by Htown_pollo February 13, 2010

Fucked nine ways to Sunday 

An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.

I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...

John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Fucked nine ways to Sunday by Yeret February 8, 2015

fuck thats fucked 

Another word to replace: thats messed up or: thats not right.

Don: Check out these beastiality videos

Vin: fuck thats fucked

fuck thats fucked by anon20102381 February 18, 2010

:a what a fucke?! 

Used commonly as a remark of surprise to a nonsensical statement by youtuber Jacksfilms in his popular "Your Grammar Sucks" series, it has leaked out of the internets and into the real world. It was originally a failed attempt at typing "What the fuck" by youtuber alpen000, and when appearing in Jack's YGS series (episode 21), Jack reads the comment as it is supposedly pronounced, saying it with a heavy foreign accent of his own creation. Jack's way, the only correct way, of pronouncing ":a what a fucke?!" is as follows: "A-whah-da-foook?", making sure to rise in pitch as the expression progresses. Note that the phrase has four syllables, but occasionally, Jack will repeat the da and make the phrase have 5 syllables. It is applicable in real life to any situation where one may say "what the fuck" or in any other bizarre situation.

Toby Turner: Jack! Your girlfriend says she's tired of being made fun of, and is breaking up with you!
Jack Douglas: :a what a fucke?!

:a what a fucke?! by Right_in_the_lovehole September 9, 2012

fuckbeans

an exclamation; especially one of disgust, frustration, or defeat.

Teacher: You get to be the tree in our next play!
You: Fuckbeans!

fuckbeans by Daenon and Oron December 26, 2002