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Unit of torque used in any self respecting tinpot,shithole, backstreet car mechanics = fucking tight.
I say Kevin, how many Newton meters should I apply to the cylinder head bolts to achieve an even torque distribution on Mrs Smith's Ford?

For fucks sake Shane use the ft index innit.
by hairyframpton December 4, 2015
mugGet the ft indexmug.

freaky ft

where two people masterbate while on a ft call
by souls on urban January 8, 2022
mugGet the freaky ftmug.

Magnus FT

Magnus FT is very handsome. He is smarter than everyone else in his class. Everyone likes him and he is pro at Minecraft. He also goes by the name "Ninja from Fortnite" even though he doesen't even play Fortnite. He is also a member of the 9-year-old army.
Person 1: Is That Magnus FT?
Person 2: Yes, he's very handsome, cool and smart.
by MikeOxsmal October 7, 2019
mugGet the Magnus FTmug.

FT 2.0

A person who feels like they know Web 2.0 or are a Web 2.0 professional but are completely clueless. FT 2.0 = Fuck Tard 2.0
Man, this FT 2.0 guy wants me to liter the page with modal windows and AJAX for no good reason. Says the site needs to be Web 2.0...
by Bulletproof-D October 20, 2008
mugGet the FT 2.0mug.

DIRT-FT

This is an acronym for 'Do It Right The First Time'. It is a new movement focused on getting people to increase their productivity by doing tasks right the first time. If we could get the proportion of tasks performed right the first time someone turns their attention to it, we would see a significant improvement in national productivity.
When your Bookkeeper forgets to make a bank deposit on the first of the month and one of your mortgages goes NSF, you send him or her a note. All it has to say is 'DIRT-FT'.
by ProfBruce October 3, 2009
mugGet the DIRT-FTmug.

FT me

Face Time me ; For Tade me
Who wants to ft me
by Killerops November 23, 2017
mugGet the FT memug.

FT

L33t 3 glock headshot wif glock
by Ternes April 11, 2004
mugGet the FTmug.

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