Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.
Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.
Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)
Colton: I know, awesome right?
Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)
Colton: I know, awesome right?
by SIIS Balls January 28, 2010
A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.
So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.
by Creatures of the Night August 08, 2009
A Golden Enema with a twist. Fucking her doggie, you piss up her ass without telling her. As soon as she figures out what is going on, you pull out and kick her as hard as you can in the ass, forcing her to fall on her face and spray the contents of her ass into the air.
by Sawbuck April 14, 2005
Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.
Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.
by UNCC 901 November 16, 2012
Three friends sitting in a row, two outer friends interlock fingers and stroke middle friends penis while pouring lube into top of interlocked fingers
Billy, Joe, and bob were arrested at the movie theatre the other night after they were caught red handed in the middle of a friendly fountain during the premiere of broke back mountain
by Timtimtimmy May 07, 2016
What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion
by Joe the garza May 01, 2015
by blacklodgebob November 25, 2015