Fock Up.

Amusing Typo, meant to be 'Fuck you' back a 'Focked up' version.

Sandy: Fock Up.
Kane: Lolno

by Mr Psychotic July 13, 2010

Focus on The Family

A christian organization based in Colorado Springs that was founded by Dr.James Dobson. When their massive "complex" was built, they "forgot" to pay one of their workers, resulting in an armed stand off. Typical of other large christian organizations based in CS (see also: New Life Church) they mouth the words of peace while teaching hate and intolerance. Dr. Dobson has been featured on various national news programs usually spreading his narrow minded views on (pick one or more) homosexuality, atheism, how satan is real, drug use, pre-marital sex, how the republicans are truly the blessed of god, how democrats are spawn of satan, pro-life, how killing abortion doctors is ok etc. etc. Focus on the family is responsible for pumping millions into republican coffers, doing slander ads against their opponents, all as a "non-profit" company. Like most such organizations their sprawling compound is located on prime real estate and their governing board pulls down more than most corporate CEOs. While their workers are your standard disfunctional underpaid religious zealot, who believes that it's ok to beat the wife, ignore the kids, have an affair etc. as long they go to church on Sunday and drag their family along, they will be completely forgiven. Thus a vicious circle continues. (see hypocrite)

want me to focus on the family?
whose family? cause your family pretty fucked up for you to be focusing on someone else...

by PimpFishy November 5, 2006

focalin

A great amphetamine. Take 3 5mg pills and you'll be up all fucking night. Tobacco smokers, watch out. I noticed that when you're on Focalin, you are honestly smoking cigarettes every 10 minutes. You feel so good on these. Your whole body just feels amazing.

Side-effects include for people that aren't supossed to take it (me): restlessness (up all night!), erectile dysfunction (you CAN NOT get a boner), decreased appetite (not hungry).

me and my friends popped 3 5mg Focalins each and we were happy, hyper, and felt good as hell!

by gangsta james June 13, 2006

FOCLOL

Fell Off Couch Laughing Out Loud

That was ai hilarious...i FOCLOL

by demonoid666 March 30, 2009

ninja focus

originated in the late 2000's. place of origin is english. slows down heart rate so that it seams like you are dead

Dale: i thought you were dead!
Brennan: No i was faking i used ninja focus!

by conotyui January 16, 2011

focl

Fell Off Chair Laughing

Used to express hysterical laughter via chat. Used when something is funnier that rofl, lmao or lol. Invented in the Glider vent channel by a guy called Leechy in the small hours of the morning.

Person 1 - "...so I said 'What are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother'"

Person 2 - "ROFL, that's too funny"
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Person 1 - "Kami scream 'you cannot be serious' please"

Person 2 - "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS"

Person 1 - "I actually just FOCLed there"

by ?!13?"!3?!"321 January 17, 2008

domb fock

what people with european accents call stupid people

"he's sucha bloody domb fock he deserves to have a focking crumpit shoved up his bloody ass"

by chicachicaa123 November 3, 2009